DATE: Why aren’t you using your knife?DENNIS: Huh?
DATE: You’re not using your knife. Why aren’t you using it?
DENNIS: What? [Looks down at his plate of fajitas wondering.]
DATE: You made the waitress go get you a knife so you could cut your meat and now you’re not using it. You’re cutting the meat with the side of your fork.
DENNIS: [Agape.] Um. I only used the side of my fork to cut the chicken. It’s softer than the strips of flank steak. I’ve been using my knife to cut the steak. See? [Points to several pieces of cut-up flank steak.]
DATE: Well, it didn’t look like you were using your knife from over here.
4 comments:
dude. that sounds like a fight waiting to happen!
: ) Must have been a big table.
M- No fight! This is typical. She says crazy stuff like that all the time!
BPLC- That's funny. She just has a strange way of beating around the bush. I later found out that she wanted me to stop shaking the table.
LOL "stop shaking the table...
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