Thursday, November 29, 2007

This was said at dinner . . .

DATE: Why aren’t you using your knife?

DENNIS: Huh?

DATE: You’re not using your knife. Why aren’t you using it?

DENNIS: What? [Looks down at his plate of fajitas wondering.]

DATE: You made the waitress go get you a knife so you could cut your meat and now you’re not using it. You’re cutting the meat with the side of your fork.

DENNIS: [Agape.] Um. I only used the side of my fork to cut the chicken. It’s softer than the strips of flank steak. I’ve been using my knife to cut the steak. See? [Points to several pieces of cut-up flank steak.]

DATE: Well, it didn’t look like you were using your knife from over here.

4 comments:

poet with a day job said...

dude. that sounds like a fight waiting to happen!

BipolarLawyerCook said...

: ) Must have been a big table.

Dennis said...

M- No fight! This is typical. She says crazy stuff like that all the time!

BPLC- That's funny. She just has a strange way of beating around the bush. I later found out that she wanted me to stop shaking the table.

"poet with a day job said...

LOL "stop shaking the table...